My turn!
Hey, Wiz. We came to visit.
Kazuma-san! You're all here!
Welcome to the store.
Pardon the intrusion.
Why did we have to come to some undead's shop?
Y-You just saw me, didn't you?! Why are you ignoring me?
Well, if it isn't my self-proclaimed rival, Yunyun.
Don't say it's self-proclaimed!
Oh? Is that wrong?
I-It is! I really am your rival!
This is a Crimson Demon girl we've recently gotten to know.
She calls herself Megumin's rival,
and challenges her every time they run into each other, but...
Now, Megumin,
it's a complete and total coincidence that we met here, but no matter!
Today we're settling this!
Episode 11
"God's Blessings On This Wonderful Choker!"
Come on! Come on!
Settle what, exactly?
I've won nearly every contest you've challenged me to.
Sh-Shut up, you!
Sorry...
We'll do this outside so we won't cause trouble in your store.
Oh, it's okay.
I know that the reason you started shopping here
was because you heard that Megumin-san and her friends come by sometimes.
E-Excuse me!
I'd like to buy this today! What a cool-looking choker!
Wait, has she been coming here all the time hoping to run into Megumin?
Look, Yunyun... I mean...
You can always just visit our mansion, all right?
What? R-Really?
But if I show up with snacks and drinks, you won't look at me like,
"Wow, you actually came? Can't you tell when someone is just being nice?"
and act really annoyed, will you?
You are as irritating as ever!
If you want to come by, just do it whenever!
So, what are we going to do? Aren't we having a contest?
Hang on, Megumin!
I don't get to talk to this many people very often.
Can the contest wait until this evening, maybe?
You can never make up your mind, can you?
That's the problem with you loner types!
Hey, can I get some tea over here?
And something to eat, while you're at it.
Right, Aqua-sama! I'll grab something right away!
Are you okay?!
Sorry! I'm all right!
Hey, we're losing daylight here!
This bunch is always so noisy...
Are you okay?
I could really go for some comfort.
What's this?
"An uncharacteristically popular item sold at our shop."
"A choker that can grant wishes."
I'm not sure a shop should say an item's popularity is "uncharacteristic"...
And the price is a relatively steep 100,000 eris.
What are these?! What are these boobs of yours?!
Have they grown again?!
Are you showing them off?!
Cut it out! Don't get mad at me just because yours won't grow!
Damn you!
They're so bouncy!
Uh, excuse me. This tea is barely warm.
This is the problem with you undead and your low body temperatures...
I'm so sorry, Aqua-sama!
What is this "potion that attracts beasts"?
F-For instance, would it make men who are beastlike
in certain ways find you more attractive?
It's a potion that attracts beast-type monsters.
It makes monsters attack you one after another, without a moment's rest.
I'll take it!
Huh? Are you sure?
You really won't have a moment's rest...
So it's an item that increases your luck when equipped?
K-Kazuma-san!
Th-Th-That's...
Oh, the wish-granting choker?
Should I not have tried it on?
Th-That's a magic item that stays on until your wish comes true,
and it tightens every day that wish isn't granted!
You mean it's cursed?!
No, it's not! It's really popular with women!
It helps them get really, really motivated to lose weight...
You have to grant your wish yourself? Is this some kind of joke?!
So what did you wish for anyway, Kazuma?
Well, I didn't even wish for anything in particular.
That's bad, Kazuma-san!
If we don't do something, the choker will gradually tighten, and in four days...
You're saying I'm gonna die because of some stupid dieting gimmick?!
It's my fault.
Kazuma-san picked up that choker because I dropped it, and now he's...
It's my fault for yelling at you, too, Yunyun.
No, if Wiz hadn't been distracted by Aqua and me...
I'm sorry, Kazuma.
It's really my fault!
I shouldn't have left something so dangerous on the store shelf.
Kazuma-san...
I'll do whatever it takes to get that choker off.
Don't worry!
I'll help, too!
Wh-When the Crimson Demons' greatest sorceress prodigy gets to work,
removing a magic item like that is child's play!
You'll have my help, as well!
Hey, I didn't do anything wrong!
But just for the record...
Sorry! If you die, I'll be sure to cast Resurrection on you.
Maybe I won't come back to life next time I die.
I'll go on strike from living.
Wh-What are you saying?
Don't the two of us have to slay the Devil King?
Not to mention, if I die, you take sole possession of our considerable debt.
Fine!
You just want me to help, too, right?!
We'll do whatever you want until that choker comes off!
Did you just say "whatever you want"?
U-Um, Kazuma-san?
Kazuma here.
I-Is it... comfortable?
Your thighs are nice and cool, Wiz.
And very soft.
Plus...
Seeing how embarrassed it makes you is great.
I-I see...
Well, um... th-thank you?
A wish-granting choker...
This is much better than I thought!
I've got four whole days until it strangles me.
I'm sure it'll work out.
It's only his first wish, and he's already putting his lust on full display.
Very well!
I don't know what it is you want,
but I can deal with anything you—
Ditch the armor and give me 100 push-ups.
One... two...
three... four...
five... six...
seven...
Now this isn't bad at all.
I-I'm being exposed to his animalistic, hungry gaze
with no means of escape!
In his head, I'm surely being reduced
to an even more shameful state...
St—
Stop it!
And yet... as a knight, I must not yield!
Unbelievable...
He's going to use beautiful girls like us to fulfill his every twisted desire!
Go grab me a yakisoba bun, and make it snappy.
Why?!
Aqua-sama!
Now, then...
You two are rivals, right?
No, that's just Yunyun's idea.
The two of you are going to have a little competition.
W-Well, if you insist! I challenge you, Megumin!
Why are you so happy about this?
I will decide the contest,
and the winner will be chosen at my discretion, as I see fit.
Excuse me...
Shouldn't you be face-up when using someone's lap as a pillow?
Where I was born, we do it like this sometimes.
R-Really?
'ere you ahr!
Too slow! And I think you mean, "I brought your food, sir!"
Fuhd, shur!
Hey...
You ate half of this, didn't you?
Dih noth!
She's got her cheeks stuffed like a damn squirrel!
Rock, paper, scissors!
It is the law of this world to grant me victory.
What are those two doing?
Strip rock-paper-scissors.
You are shockingly straightforward with what you want, aren't you?
Even I'm creeped out by that.
Yunyun... At this rate, we're both going to suffer.
A-As the one who'll lead the Crimson Demons one day,
I can't afford to lose to you, Megumin!
You decide to be stubborn now?!
You're not planning to have me do that next, are you?
Next, go buy some expensive bubbly.
Why?!
Aqua-sama!
Rock, paper, scissors!
One more time! One more time!
Again! Again! Again!
Rock, paper, scissors!
One more time! One more time!
If you tie three more times, you both have to take something off.
Yunyun...
I have faith in you.
You're my rival, and my friend.
I know you wouldn't be led astray by what he says.
Megumin...
I have faith in you, too.
Let's go! One more time!
What?! Are you just mad because you lost?!
Hey! Stop that! I'm going to fall out!
Stop it already!
Um, uh, Kazuma-san, should you stop them?
Wiz...
I can't help it.
This is the only way to get the choker to come off.
I guess you're right...
Thank you for being so understanding.
Kazuma!
I've finished the hundred push-ups!
I didn't think you'd leave me alone in there.
The humiliation and isolation were so—
Next up is 100 sit-ups.
KONOSUBA!
I've been defiled... I'm a goddess, but I've been defiled...
Um... Has the choker come off yet?
It's terribly unfortunate,
but it looks like we'll have to keep making my wishes come true tomorrow, too.
KO! NO! SU! BA!
KONOSUBA!
After that, I continued to grant all the wishes I could come up with.
Why am I doing this?
More exercise today?
This is embarrassing...
Something about this choice of clothing seems malicious to me.
Oh, nice! Okay, next!
I just have to wash myself?
Yes. Nothing more.
And I will watch!
You're going to defile the goddess again today, aren't you?
What are you going to make me do?
I want you to find us a natural hot spring.
You can do that, right?
Huh? Why?
You're a water goddess, aren't you?
Wait, I'm sorry. It was the goddess of party tricks, wasn't it?
Fine! I'll do it!
I'll show you what a goddess can do!
A-Are you itchy anywhere?
If I had to say, maybe in front.
What? Your d***?
Just rip that thing off.
Oh, I think the choker's starting to tighten.
What should I do? Am I gonna die?
Go on! Go on, do it!
Go on, now!
What're you you so scared of? You're the one who mentioned my d***!
Megumin!
Go on! Rip it off! Hurry it up, now!
Try and rip it off!
My d***!
It's coming... I can sense it...
Go on!
Quickly, now!
Go ahead!
Here it comes!
KO! NO! SU! BA!
Why won't it come off?
Every wish I can think of has been granted...
All the wishes you could think up were perverted?
What am I missing?
Wiz, could you give me something to drink?
Oh, okay.
From your mouth, I mean.
Oh, enough!
Tomorrow's the fourth day!
It seems pretty clear that your disgusting wishes aren't working!
What was that, you useless goddess?!
Maybe my specialty magic, Light of Saber, could do something...
You sure you're not just doing a bad job granting them?!
I've been doing my best, for your information!
I get it.
And how dare you call it disgusting?!
Then, after we've cut Kazuma's head off, we can easily remove the choker?
Taking a drink from a girl's mouth is the dream of every man!
He'd be dead!
I just wondered if there was a way to cut only the choker off!
Kazuma! Kazuma!
You're being gradually strangled...
What's it feel like?!
Is it the best, Kazuma?!
Is the grip slowly tightening around you fantastic?!
Stop it!
Isn't there anything else you want?
I can't think of anything.
Well, you'd better come up with something!
I can't afford to have you die!
Tomorrow's the last day...
Oh, it's you, Yunyun.
Why are you trying so hard for Kazuma-san's sake?
If Kazuma is gone,
who will carry me home after I've used my explosion magic?
His existence is a necessity for my mastery of explosions!
Besides...
Kazuma is my friend.
The greatest mind of the Crimson Demons
would never forsake a friend.
I understand.
I'm partly responsible for what happened to him, too.
Let's make sure we get that choker off him!
There's no telling what awful things he'll have you do.
I-It's okay, as long as I'm with you!
N-Now, I didn't mean anything by that!
Thanks, everyone.
I had a great time.
Uh... Do you have any more terrible commands, like yesterday?
It's fine.
Thanks for indulging me.
I'm really grateful.
A-All I did was exercise and wash myself!
You could always give me nastier... orders?
I have lived a very shameful life.
Living every moment for your desires leaves nothing but emptiness.
Do scumbags lose the will to live once all their desires are sated?
Once I'm dead, you can have this tracksuit.
Let it be the proof that I lived in this world.
H-Hang on...
Aqua.
The yakisoba bun and bubbly you bought
were very delicious.
Kazuma-san...
Kazuma...
Kazuma-san...
Kazuma...
Don't die, Kazuma.
We're going to bring down the Devil King together, right?
True...
I won't let you die!
Please... You can ask for anything!
This is what it feels like to be comforted?
I see.
Then, since it's the end, there are some things I'd like to apologize for.
Megumin...
When I would carry you home after you used explosion magic,
I tried to get a feel for your breasts as much as possible
by shaking you around and changing my posture a lot.
I'm sorry.
Yunyun, Wiz...
If I'm being honest, whenever I talk with you two,
my line of sight is fixed on your chests.
Wiz has so much to look at,
and Yunyun's outfit is so sexy around the chest.
And I actually thought it was your fault, for having bodies like that.
I'm sorry.
Darkness...
Since we started living together here,
all I've really seen you as is boobs.
You are boobs.
Boobs.
Sorry.
You're going to spout some heresy about a goddess like me, too?
Aqua, when we were sleeping in the horse stables...
I can't eat another bite...
I tried desperately to see you as some kind of love interest, but I just couldn't do it.
I'm sorry.
Don't give up so easily, Kazuma-san!
Don't give up!
Please, I'm begging you!
I have no regrets left.
Thank you all for everything.
Huh? Why?
I could really go for some comfort.
My wish... was to be comforted?
Uh, everyone, that's the look you save for garbage.
Hey, crappy NEET.
Why don't you try putting this choker on again?
It's okay. Your kind friends are sure to help you out.
Well...
Can I just say one thing?
Go ahead.
Try not to die over something as silly as this.
I have no excuse!